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Sunday, September 02, 2007

George travels light to Apec

Captain Greenhouse Gas and his band of merry men and all required equipment make the trek from Washington DC to Sydney to discuss carbon credits and the like at APEC. Unbelievable. Better go and buy some carbon credits.

Next week
1

man, US President, George W Bush will visit Sydney, Australia, for
5

days. He will travel in Air Force One which will be one of
3

747 Jumbo jets his entourage will fly in. A further
5

transport aircraft will accompany the Jumbos, carrying
2

helicopters (including Marine One, his official chopper), more than
20

motor vehicles including
1

ambulance
2

Presidential limousines, and
18

secret service and other vehicles, which will convey
50

White House staff and advisers. A
250

strong security detail is also on the way. All up there will be
525

people in the Presidential entourage, and it will cost over
$200,000,000

to bring them here. Despite the cost, planning, and hype, there is approximately
0

chance any of us will get to see him!

It's OK I'll live with it. I think they will need a bit more of this if they try this loony stunt. What is it with these guys. Not content with screwing up one country, they are planning to annihilate another. Nutballs, loony tunes, liminey snickets....And now on with the regularly scheduled broadcasting.

Fantastic insight from and humble thanks to Dissociated

7 comments:

Welshcakes Limoncello said...

Laughable if it weren't so ironic.

fake consultant said...

foreigners clearly are not capable of understanding presidential math, but i'll try to explain:

we are having trouble in iraq because we have insufficient troops.

iran, however, has a population three times the size of iraq.

iran, therefore, will be three times more likely to "welcome us as liberators".

i hope that clears things up for everyone.

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