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Friday, December 05, 2008

Abominable Behaviour

Transylvania IIImage by wili_hybrid via Flickr
Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through 
Europe in their car.  They get to Transylvania , and are stopped at a 
traffic light.  Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps 
onto the hood of the car, and hisses at them through the windshield.

'Quick, quick!' shouts Sister Catherine. 'What shall we do?'  'Turn the 
windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination', says Sister 
Helen.  Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but 
he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.   ''What shall I do 
now?' she shouts. 'Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with 
Holy Water at the
Vatican ', says Sister Helen.   Sister Catherine turns 
on the windshield washer.  Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, 
but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

'Now what?' shouts Sister Catherine.  'Show him your cross', says Sister 
Helen.  'Now you're talking', says Sister Catherine.  She opens the 
window and shouts, 'Get the fuck off the car!'
Now that appeals to my sense of humour.
Brought to you by the ever understated good Catholic boy, my colleague Michael. 
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2 comments:

Lilly said...

Well from an overstated Catholic girl that was f'ing hilarious!!!

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